Growing a Butt that’s Hard to Fit
Growing a butt first, the size of XXL and then trying hard to make it fit in line with a series of other butts of normal size is just like trying to forget the fact that your butt is never going to stop sticking out no matter how much you try. So why worry about fitting in when you can be the black sheep out of the box and be anyone whom you want to be? Or are you worried about being one of the stranger co-passengers that I often come across?
Meeting the Stranger Co-Passenger Named Big Booty
I often come across stranger co-passengers on my weekend trips from one to another end of the city. Big Booty is thy name that I like to call. Not much because I don’t know thy name and trouble not to ask least it would arouse suspicion in your mind and you end up marking me as some freak stalker. But I swear I cannot control my emotions of wonder and bewilderment when I see how with all might, a Big Booty can push aside all the other serenely composed line of butts seated in an orderly fashion, to make some space for oneself or that mighty big butt of theirs.
Battle of the Butts
When Big Butts seek to make space for themselves, it’s a battle of egos and pride. For if Big Booty snugs in just fine, it is only because the other ordinary butts have obliged to make some room for the intruder. Some, however, having no faith in morality; implement instruments of obnoxious force and cunning pressure that can blow off the other ordinary butts to one side with just a jerk. And then there are some that fail to make it because the other ordinary butts are determined to remain as compact as the atoms of a solid mass because they don’t want their comfort to be compromised by some extraordinary size.
Tell me one thing, oh you the mighty odd one out, does that not turn the extraordinary fact about your butt into some ridiculous object of jeer and smirk?
The Pricy Precious Butt for All Ogles
It is a universal truth that a single butt in possession of a good mass and which stands out as the odd one out is bound to be the subject of all kinds of stares — licentious or admirable.
A big booty can come in all shapes and sizes — bland, flat, round and curvy. The curviest butt no doubt receives the maximum ogles that pry, peek, pursue even from far across the corner space in pursuit of that booty of yours. But the ogles are all the same for no matter what shape you have if give your boldest strut as you walk past all the whispers and stares or even jeers.
Moral of the story: A world full of ordinary butts. Why hide your extraordinary butt. Don’t give in to ifs and buts. For your butt deserves something better than just an ordinary company.